thewonderlessyears: thewonderlessyears: the girl sitting next to me in class is wearing the same shirt as me in a different colour and we keep awkwardly looking at each other like do I say something or just sit here help i said ‘nice shirt’ and she said ‘better than yours’ i’m done
getoffmybloghoe: when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just
ryu-gemini: whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
firelordazula: do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests
isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.” And I think I actually scared him...
egberts: sodamist: egberts: i think my cat is allergic to cats That sounds pretty Catastrophic i hope you get arrested for that
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
cryinglightningx: Everything is AM5 and nothing hurts.
ughticmonkeys: CRAWLIN’ BACK To YOU [ugly sobbing] [dry heaves] [coughs up lung]
fredericcowan: old yellow shoes dancing bricks shoe by shoe
kauvera: supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back, mate NOW GO ON woah thanks i really needed that today tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
kanyewesticle: when people call me by my name and not my url here have a friendship bracelet
khajiduh: if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks i hate each and every single one of you all