Vitoria C.
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Welcome, I'm Vitoria, from Brazil, Rio de Janeiro, 17, gemini.
Task for Arni and Freddie: Describe the other in 3 words.
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
(Fonte: devotionii)
[heavy breathing] arctic monkeys are coming back
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
having arctic monkeys as ur favorite band is the best thing u could ever ask for
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
Me: I’m so gonna fail this test!
Friend: oh my gosh, me too!
After test..
Me: Lol I failed I got a 52, what about you?
Friend: oh, and 97 hehehehe
omg do this i will cry
Nobody has ever won this. Ever.
DO IT NOW
Please guys
I bet no one has the balls.
I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT
Good luck.
Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never thought I’d do it again…but I am.
(Fonte: awaken-the-sirens)
